Tractor Humor Contest

Enter To Win The Tractor Humor Contest

Tractor Humor Contest

sponsored by The Badge Factory

Enter to Win Our Tractor Humor Contest!

The purpose of this contest is to add a new funny saying about tractors to The Badge Factory’s current list of humorous signs.  We are reaching out to our customers and Facebook fans to give us some fresh ideas!

Contest Rules:

Step 1 -Look at the list of humorous sayings The Badge Factory currently use below, to ensure you are submitting a new humorous saying.

Step 2 – Scroll down to the comments section below this post, enter your name, email address and type your humorous saying in the comments box.  Please Keep it Clean!  The maximum number of words for the funny saying is 21.

Step 3 – We will approve your comment, and then we [The Badge Factory] will post it on our Facebook event page for people to vote on it.

Step 4 – Invite all of your Facebook friends to vote for your humorous saying, by “liking” your  comment.

Step 5 Check our Facebook event page regularly to see how many people are voting for you!

Deadline to enter is Saturday, October 31, 2015 at 11:59 p.m. EST!

Last day to vote is Sunday, November 1, 2015.

After we review all the votes, the winner will be announced on Monday, November 2, 2015.  The Badge Factory has the right to select the winner in the case of a tie.

Winner receives a Custom Engraved Magnetic 3″ x 8″ Display Sign in their choice of colors, with their winning humorous saying on it!

Humorous Tractor Signs currently made by The Badge Factory:

I Got This Tractor For My Wife…Best Deal I Ever Made

My Wife Told Me…If I Come Home With One More Tractor She’s Going To Leave Me.I’m Sure Gonna Miss That WOMAN!

My Husband Told Me…If I Come Home With One More Tractor He’s Going To Leave Me. I’m Sure Gonna Miss That MAN!

God Didn’t Make Everything Green, Just The Best John Deere Tractors!

God Didn’t Make Everything Red, Just The Best Farmall Tractors!

God Didn’t Make Everything Orange, Just the Best Case Tractors!

God Didn’t Make Everything Orange, Just the Best Allis-Chalmers Tractors!

The More I Learn About Women The Better I Like My Tractor!

The More I Learn About Men The Better I Like My Tractor!

This Tractor’s Not Leaking…It’s Just Marking Its Territory!

This Tractor is Like A Wife. If it’s not Yours DON’T TOUCH!

Warning *Health Hazard* Climbing In, On, or Touching This Antique Tractor Can Cause Fat Lip, Severe Nose Bleed or Fractured Limbs!

Doctor Said…No Farming and No Sex for Six Weeks. Sure Miss My Tractor!

Tractors Are Like Potato Chips You Can’t Have Just One!

Still Plays With TRACTORS!

Rules/Disclaimer: This promotion is open to those 18 and above in the United States. Void where prohibited. By participating, you are entering and agree to the terms that this promotion is in no way associated with, administered by, or endorsed by Facebook; and acknowledge a complete release of Facebook by your participation.


42 thoughts on “Tractor Humor Contest”

    1. the "Tractor Sign Folks"

      Another Great One! Made Steve and I smile and giggle! Thanks Mandi and Good Luck : )

  1. I like my tractors like I like my ______ … _____!

    I like my tractors like I like my juice … orange!


  2. Thank you for your entries Michael, Mandi, Rick, John, Janice, Larry, Mitch, James, Tim & Bill!! These are really great ideas! You have gotten our contest off to a good start!! Good Luck to everyone!!

  3. For the garden tractor lovers out there, specifically Bantam fans like me!:
    “My other ride is a chicken tractor”

  4. Thanks to Katie, Darrell, Ivan and Andy for adding their great “tractor humor” ideas, too! Good Luck Folks!!

  5. Wow! More clever tractor humor! Thanks Richard, Mike, Judi, David and Marvin for your ideas! Good Luck : )

  6. I went through breast cancer back in 2003 and again in 2015….I am a survivor. Some years ago I told my husband that he should find me a 1948 Farmall and paint it pink. He did just that and I’ve been riding it in parades and fairs and showing it for many years now. My favorite magnetic sign your parents me years ago…..IT’S JUST A GIRL THING. Along with another one “He thinks my tractor’s sexy”.

    1. Joyce, Congratulations on being a survivor!!! You are an amazing and brave woman! We would love you to post a picture of you/your tractor (whichever you feel comfortable with) to our Facebook page. Next year we are going to do a “Pink Tractor Day” in honor of Cancer Survivors and in support of the women battling cancer now. We admire your courage and strength! And, thank you for sharing your tractor humor!!

  7. If you think my tractors sexy you should see my hoe.
    My tractor never leaves the barn without his hoe.
    If you think I’m sexy you should see my tractor.

  8. Thank You to everyone who entered!! We really enjoyed your tractor humor entries! They were all great!

    Our winners are Mike Hall and Bill Wiater, Jr. Congratulations!!

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